Today I have a new installment in my “Regrettable Books A to Z™” series. For those of you new to my series, this is 100% parody. You are more than welcome to laugh, snicker and guffaw at my amateurish photoshopping and blurb writing. Bad is good. Good is bad.
We’re almost done with Blogging A to Z so I think it’s time for some music.
Y is for yodeling!
First the tagline:
An unbreakable sisterhood or a sibling rivalry inflamed by the lure of fame and fortune? There is no Heeyer, Thayer or Yonder, only now for the Says.
Heeyer Say dreams of big city bright lights, Broadway and Hollywood. America’s Got Pipes is her ticket out of Dullsville, WY, population Too Few To Stay.
Thayer Say is up every morning before dawn taking care of her chores on the family’s ranch. But the nights are made for singing, loud and clear with the wolves and coyotes of Wyoming.
Yonder Say, the youngest of the sisters wants desperately to keep her family together. With singing the only common bond other than blood, she woos Thayer into joining her and Heeyer as they set out for the auditions in Los Angeles.
The trio hits the road, yodeling down the highway in their rusty old pickup. As one madcap adventure after another takes them on detours teaching them lessons in life, love and laughter, they discover that reaching their destination is not nearly so important as the bonds of sisterhood forged along the way.
But when judges Simon, Brittany and Beyonce state they are only interested in a solo act, will those bonds be strong enough to survive Hollywood’s cruelest cut?
I think this cover’s kind of pretty.
Only one day remaining in A to Z. Can you believe it?
Disclaimer: “Regrettable Books A to Z™” is a completely fictional (duh!) creation for parody purposes only. I have no product beyond what you see in this post. Photos are public domain or stock photos I have purchased. This is not a commercial purpose, however, I retain any and all creative story rights in the highly unlikely event I accidentally create something that might be worth a damn.