My fourteen year old son is ashamed of me. I noticed him online on Facebook today, I on the upstairs computer and he on the one downstairs.
This was our exchange (names changed to protect the surly):
2:26pm Shane Gillian is online.
2:26pm Claire Gillian posted:
Boo!
Whatcha doing?
2:27pm Shane Gillian posted:
O_O
2:27pm Claire Gillian posted:
LOL
2:28pm Shane Gillian posted:
creeper alert!
2:28pm Claire Gillian posted:
Mwuhahahahaha!!!
2:28pm Shane Gillian posted:
.__________.
2:28pm Claire Gillian posted:
Don’t know that one. But I know this one: :p
2:28pm Shane Gillian posted:
😦![:(]()
2:28pm Claire Gillian posted:
XXOOXOXOXO
Hug! Kiss!
Hey LADY!!! Ho-ho-ho!
You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.
How many uncool things can I message you with? Hmmm
Does your computer beep every time I send you a new message?
hey! are you still there little boy?
yes you
H-E-L-L-O
beep-beep
knock knock
open up
Candygram
Land shark
package
Open up! POLICE!
Yo-yo-yo fa shiz!
A priest, a nun and a rabbi walk into a bar…
And now for my next number…a tune by Justin Bieber!
2:39pm Shane Gillian posted: (Editorial comment: notice that ten (10) minutes have elapsed)
>_>
*ignores mom*
*not completely but ignores conversation*
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Guess he didn’t see the SNL skit:
Claire Gillian 
Torturing our children is one of the perks of motherhood.
…and the only way to stay sane! LOL
I LOVED that skit!! And I am totally giggling at your “conversation” 😉 Ha!
Can you believe that while I had heard of the skit, I had never actually seen it until I knew I wanted to imbed it in my post. I could soooooo be Jane Lynch. “I’ll send you a coupon to Kohls!”
But see…. *I’d* take that coupon to Kohl’s! Ha! and My Mom IS on Facebook! Hehehehehe
Hilarious! My favorite thing in the world is tormenting the children. It just makes life better somehow.
Agreed! It is an art that must be practiced with frequency, but at irregular, unsettling intervals.
Thanks for the read and comment, Amy.
A woman after my own heart. I’m writing some of those irritating comments down for future use LOL
We need a “Mom’isms” clearinghouse. I got another one heading toward 13, so soon I’ll be able to get 2 for 1’s. :::rubs hands together gleefully:::