My fourteen year old son is ashamed of me. I noticed him online on Facebook today, I on the upstairs computer and he on the one downstairs.
This was our exchange (names changed to protect the surly):
2:26pm Shane Gillian is online.
2:28pm Claire Gillian posted:
Hey LADY!!! Ho-ho-ho!
You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.
How many uncool things can I message you with? Hmmm
Does your computer beep every time I send you a new message?
hey! are you still there little boy?
Open up! POLICE!
Yo-yo-yo fa shiz!
A priest, a nun and a rabbi walk into a bar…
And now for my next number…a tune by Justin Bieber!
2:39pm Shane Gillian posted: (Editorial comment: notice that ten (10) minutes have elapsed)
*not completely but ignores conversation*
Guess he didn’t see the SNL skit:
Torturing our children is one of the perks of motherhood.
…and the only way to stay sane! LOL
I LOVED that skit!! And I am totally giggling at your “conversation” 😉 Ha!
Can you believe that while I had heard of the skit, I had never actually seen it until I knew I wanted to imbed it in my post. I could soooooo be Jane Lynch. “I’ll send you a coupon to Kohls!”
But see…. *I’d* take that coupon to Kohl’s! Ha! and My Mom IS on Facebook! Hehehehehe
Hilarious! My favorite thing in the world is tormenting the children. It just makes life better somehow.
Agreed! It is an art that must be practiced with frequency, but at irregular, unsettling intervals.
Thanks for the read and comment, Amy.
A woman after my own heart. I’m writing some of those irritating comments down for future use LOL
We need a “Mom’isms” clearinghouse. I got another one heading toward 13, so soon I’ll be able to get 2 for 1’s. :::rubs hands together gleefully:::