Blogging from A to Z April Challenge — “U”

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Today I have a new installment in my “Regrettable Books A to Z™” series. For those of you new to my series, this is 100% parody. You are more than welcome to laugh, snicker and guffaw at my amateurish photoshopping and blurb writing. Bad is good. Good is bad.

U is for UFO

First the tagline:

Is she his passion or merely a fringe benefit of an interplanetary directive to seek and conquer?

U4AlieninBedThe blurb:

Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but Stella’s had it with the ones who act like total jerks and then blame it on some stupid book. She’s ready to branch out into an entirely different solar system in search of everlasting love….but she’s speaking figuratively, isn’t she?

Gork has been sent from his home of Tattooink in a galaxy far, far away. His mission:  find a planet with alien life forms capable of sustaining his species and their voracious sexual appetites.

When Gork crash lands in Stella’s pool, she has no idea she’s about to have a close encounter of the erotic kind, and that once she enters Gork’s sexual vortex, there will be no escaping. But is escape what she really wants or will she and her earthly sisters embrace a race like nothing ever produced on “Mars”, threatening very the existence of their own?

Stay tuned for the sequel, Alien Safeword: Nanu-Nanu coming in 2015 from Regrettable Publishing!  nom-nom AlienSafeWord

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Disclaimer: “Regrettable Books A to Z™” is a completely fictional (duh!) creation for parody purposes only. I have no product beyond what you see in this post. Photos are public domain or stock photos I have purchased. This is not a commercial purpose, however, I retain any and all creative story rights in the highly unlikely event I accidentally create something that might be worth a damn.

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8 thoughts on “Blogging from A to Z April Challenge — “U”

  1. clapping madly here – as I said before a fine line between reality and parody – this is not far off the mark from those published. You’re really having fun with this challenge 😀

  2. Regrettable, you mean regrettable the book was written? So out of the loop with writing and reading sci-fi. But, keep up the work, we’re almost to z……..the challenge keeps us going.

    • Yes, regrettable it was written…if it were in fact a real book. It’s just a silly parody. No authors were harmed in the creation of these A to Z posts. 🙂

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