Book two in my “Regrettable Books A to Z™” series. For those of you new to my series, this is 100% parody. You are more than welcome to laugh, snicker and guffaw at my amateurish photoshopping and blurb writing. Bad is good. Good is bad.
B is for billionaire.
I decided to futz around with the obsessive, spoiled billionaire who buys women for his playthings then falls for them:
Sometimes the best things in life are free and right under our noses. All we have to do is look down.
Jane Ash delivers flowers and gifts, makes reservations, and arranges beauty salon, waxing and OB-GYN appointments–all in a day’s work for her very spoiled and debauched billionaire boss and his string of spicy numbers. Jane’s job description also includes cleaning up tearful messes and other loose ends when the “companion contracts” end. If it weren’t for the secret pranks of swapping donkey-sized condoms for her employer’s average-sized stash, she’d lose her ever-loving mind, despite the healthy paycheck.
Christian Gideon never thought he’d grow weary of the fairer sex’s charms, but after giving the heave ho to number thirty-one, that seems to be the case. He’s had women of all hair colors, heights, weights and temperaments, and has tried every position in the Kama Sutra, twice! Perhaps he should let that annoying girl Friday of his go if he can’t keep her busy. Heaven knows she must be missing doling out her usual sneers and digs.
When Jane’s step-sister, Isabelle, bullies her way into an introduction, Christian seizes upon a new form of entertainment. Putting Jane at Isabelle’s imperious beck and call–at least for a few weeks–is the best entertainment he’s had in a long time. Until Jane finally snaps and flees, leaving only a single Easy Spirit pump, size 12, behind. Will Christian be able to find his girl Friday once he realizes that the most important spice in his life has never been anything more exotic than plain table salt?
What will C bring us tomorrow? Hmm…
Disclaimer: “Regrettable Book of the Day™” is a completely fictional (duh!) creation for parody purposes only. I have no product beyond what you see in this post. Photos are public domain or stock photos I have purchased. This is not a commercial purpose, however, I retain any and all creative story rights in the highly unlikely event I accidentally create something that might be worth a damn.
I’d read it. 😉 These keep cracking me up. Thanks! 😀
Nicky @ http://njmagas.wordpress.com/2014/04/02/b-is-for/
Nicky, you’re making my day and week! Thank you so much. 🙂
Christian Gideon <~ snort! You crack me up, girl. Nice work!
Heh! I love it when readers get the parody. 🙂 Thanks, Doll!
With a tagline like that, you know it’s a winner! 😉 Looking forward to more.
Thanks, Katy! One every day all month…well, except Sundays. 🙂
I’ve started saving your blog for the last of the evening, to settle my weary mind and give me a laugh. Thanks so much!
Alex Hurst, fantasy author in Japan, participating in Blogging A-Z April Challenge.
No, thank you for visiting me. Glad I could give you an end of the day smile. 🙂