Another book for my “Regrettable Books A to Z™” series. For those of you new to my series, this is 100% parody. You are more than welcome to laugh, snicker and guffaw at my amateurish photoshopping and blurb writing. Bad is good. Good is bad.
F is for Fight Club.
Jumping on the BDSM bandwagon, we have a little f/f/m action with:
“A submissive worth fighting for…”
Darren has searched all his life for that special lady–one who will curb his wilder instincts, one who is not afraid to provide the firm hand he needs to mold him into the perfect submissive.
Rula’s been hurt too many times by men who promised to love her for who she is, but who ultimately turned out to be wolves in sheep’s clothing. As the reigning rubenesque champion, she’s no stranger to fighting for what she wants. And what she wants is a man who will cater to her every whim…if he exists.
Heidi pumps iron to build her muscles, but it’s all just a cover for the one muscle she longs to share with a man she can tame.
When Rula and Heidi both aim their whips in Darren’s direction, the rules of the Black Dungeon Fight Club are clear: Two Dommes enter; one Domme leaves. Winner takes all. But Darren won’t submit to any rule that will deprive him of one of his mistresses. It’s all or none.
Disclaimer: “Regrettable Books A to Z™” is a completely fictional (duh!) creation for parody purposes only. I have no product beyond what you see in this post. Photos are public domain or stock photos I have purchased. This is not a commercial purpose, however, I retain any and all creative story rights in the highly unlikely event I accidentally create something that might be worth a damn.
That is funny! What a neat theme for the A to Z challenge! And also a great way to practice writing. If you have time, and want to you can check out my F post.
Thanks, Lisa! I’m delinquent in commenting and blog visiting, but I’ll definitely be visiting you when I catch up. 🙂
Haha! Once again you gift me with a blurb that actually leaves me wanting to read that terrible book. I’m tittering over here!
I’d actually read this one too. I think it could have a fabulous throw down between a young Tina Turner vs. Pink over Jude Law. Thanks for sticking with me! 🙂
Another one I’m chuckling over, especially given the ridiculous power play going on between the three proposed characters. Great, as always. 🙂
Alex Hurst, fantasy author in Japan, participating in Blogging A-Z April Challenge.