Today I have yet another “Regrettable Books A to Z™” series offering. For those of you new to my series, this is 100% parody. You are more than welcome to laugh, snicker and guffaw at my amateurish photoshopping and blurb writing. Bad is good. Good is bad.
H is for Hungry.
Spoof time. I’m sure you can guess what popular book inspired this one:
First the tagline:
An obsession like no other, he won’t stop, he’ll never stop, until he’s consumed her—heart, body and soul.
About four things I was, like, totally sure….I think.
First, Eddie was a zombie (or some sort of moaning, shambling thing that wasn’t very smart and didn’t smell all that great but was still uber cute).
Second, there was a part of him—and I didn’t know how dominant that part was compared to the part that just wanted to hang out—that hungered for my flesh, preferably with a side of fries.
Third, OMG, I didn’t just like him-like him, I loved him!
And fourth, he was totally obsessed with me. How cool is that?
Oh-ho! By popular demand the gratuitous man-titty is back!! You’re welcome!
Disclaimer: “Regrettable Books A to Z™” is a completely fictional (duh!) creation for parody purposes only. I have no product beyond what you see in this post. Photos are public domain or stock photos I have purchased. This is not a commercial purpose, however, I retain any and all creative story rights in the highly unlikely event I accidentally create something that might be worth a damn.
Now Claire, don’t go giving Hollywood any more ideas! 😉
Pshaw…they have their own supply of weirdos to feed them stupid ideas. LOL Thanks, Kathryn!
Oh now! I’m falling behind! >_<
Hehehe. Falling in love with a zombie, that's something new. I guess he's a man who can really give his heart to a girl, huh? XD
I’m farther behind than you! Thanks for your support!
He didn’t care what she looked like… all that mattered was what was on the inside. Her sweet, gooey insides. Hahaha. Nice!
Haha! That’s good! You should give one of these a try. Thanks for the visit and comment, Alex. 🙂