Today I have yet another “Regrettable Books A to Z™” series offering. For those of you new to my series, this is 100% parody. You are more than welcome to laugh, snicker and guffaw at my amateurish photoshopping and blurb writing. Bad is good. Good is bad.
H is for Hungry.
Spoof time. I’m sure you can guess what popular book inspired this one:
First the tagline:
An obsession like no other, he won’t stop, he’ll never stop, until he’s consumed her—heart, body and soul.
About four things I was, like, totally sure….I think.
First, Eddie was a zombie (or some sort of moaning, shambling thing that wasn’t very smart and didn’t smell all that great but was still uber cute).
Second, there was a part of him—and I didn’t know how dominant that part was compared to the part that just wanted to hang out—that hungered for my flesh, preferably with a side of fries.
Third, OMG, I didn’t just like him-like him, I loved him!
And fourth, he was totally obsessed with me. How cool is that?
Oh-ho! By popular demand the gratuitous man-titty is back!! You’re welcome!
Disclaimer: “Regrettable Books A to Z™” is a completely fictional (duh!) creation for parody purposes only. I have no product beyond what you see in this post. Photos are public domain or stock photos I have purchased. This is not a commercial purpose, however, I retain any and all creative story rights in the highly unlikely event I accidentally create something that might be worth a damn.