Blogging from A to Z April Challenge — “H”

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Today I have yet another “Regrettable Books A to Z™” series offering. For those of you new to my series, this is 100% parody. You are more than welcome to laugh, snicker and guffaw at my amateurish photoshopping and blurb writing. Bad is good. Good is bad.

H is for Hungry.

Spoof time. I’m sure you can guess what popular book inspired this one:

First the tagline:

An obsession like no other, he won’t stop, he’ll never stop, until he’s consumed her—heart, body and soul.

H4HungryThe blurb:

About four things I was, like, totally sure….I think.

First, Eddie was a zombie (or some sort of moaning, shambling thing that wasn’t very smart and didn’t smell all that great but was still uber cute).

Second, there was a part of him—and I didn’t know how dominant that part was compared to the part that just wanted to hang out—that hungered for my flesh, preferably with a side of fries.

Third, OMG, I didn’t just like him-like him, I loved him!

And fourth, he was totally obsessed with me. How cool is that?

Nom-nom-nom!

Oh-ho! By popular demand the gratuitous man-titty is back!! You’re welcome!

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Disclaimer: “Regrettable Books A to Z™” is a completely fictional (duh!) creation for parody purposes only. I have no product beyond what you see in this post. Photos are public domain or stock photos I have purchased. This is not a commercial purpose, however, I retain any and all creative story rights in the highly unlikely event I accidentally create something that might be worth a damn.

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6 thoughts on “Blogging from A to Z April Challenge — “H”

  1. Oh now! I’m falling behind! >_<

    Hehehe. Falling in love with a zombie, that's something new. I guess he's a man who can really give his heart to a girl, huh? XD

  2. He didn’t care what she looked like… all that mattered was what was on the inside. Her sweet, gooey insides. Hahaha. Nice!

    • Haha! That’s good! You should give one of these a try. Thanks for the visit and comment, Alex. 🙂

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